What would Jesus Do?

            Before I begin, I would like to ask the readers to please put some thought into the answer to this particular question. I am hoping for the utmost honesty when it comes to your answers and that you won’t just answer impulsively. Thank you.

            You are in the middle of downtown Toronto with your family Christmas shopping. You visit a sunglass hut to browse with your parents when suddenly aliens appear from the sky and start destroying everything outside. Buildings are falling apart, explosions are going off and chaos has erupted outside. You regain your focus as the store you are in begins to collapse and notice your parents at the back door exit. Debris is falling all around you and it seems the exit will not be open for much longer. They are calling to you as the aliens land their ships and head towards the store. You turn to go to join your family when out of the corner of your eye you notice a man trapped by fallen debris. You realize that you recognize the man; it’s Rob Ford, mayor of Toronto! As you realize this you notice your family frantically calling out to you as more debris continues to fall and block the exit and the aliens are upon you; you must act now. What do you do? Do you take a pair of Aviators or Wayfarers?