Canadology

I recently saw that molson commercial with the “unwritten code of Canada” and felt inspired to do my own personal version. It goes a little something like this

“There’s an unwritten code here in Canada. If you live by it, chances are:

You celebrate thanksgiving in October, not November

You can make fire without matches or lighters

You’ll shovel your neighbor’s driveway if I feel like it

You’d never lie about how many fingers are behind your back

You’d never make small talk while at the urinals

You’d never talk during the national anthem

You DO know who the queen is but DON’T know why she’s on your money

You think the logo on the front is more important than the name on the back

You don’t know what they’re made of, but you eat timbits anyways

You believe it’s blasphemy to throw anything other than hats on the ice

You consider maple syrup a food group

You’d never speak of work during the holidays

You pronounce it Zed, not Zee

Your first aid kit consists of two things: duct tape and hockey tape

And above all, you end my sentences with “eh!”

This is our Beer, Molson Canadian ™!”

(No copyright infringement intended)